Where is it?! Where'd you put it?!
Thought you were never talking to me again.
I have to write my Miss Nancy column. Now where is my dress?
I hid it.
That's it! You are the worst stepbrother ever!
Ooh, harsh. Going to make myself a sandwich.
You gimme my dress, or I'll unleash $30 worth of karate on you!
No!
Man!!
Look, I'm trying to do something nice for you. You-you said yourself you hated dressing up like a woman!
So?!
So, you don't need the dress to give good advice.
I told you. I do.
You don't.
Give me my dress!
No.
Give it!
Nope.
Drake!
Question. If somebody told you that they had to wear a dress to give good advice. What would you say?
I don't know!
What would you say?!
Drake-I.
What would you say?!
I'd say it's ridiculous. I'd say, good advice comes from the heart, and in from what's inside you, not the clothes you wear.
That's stupid.
It's not stupid.
Yeah it is, that's stupid advice.
It's good advice!
I'm sorry, what'd you say?
I said, it's good advice.
Guess what, Josh? Looks like you just gave some good advice, and i don't see you wearing any dress.
Holy.. You're right!
I know.
I gave good advice, while wearing pants!
Praise be the pants.
I'll never have to dress like a freakish, man-lady again! Oh. Drake! Sorry. I've forgot that you're not comfortable with the hugging.
Thanks. [sighs] Look, man. I'm sorry I got you into this whole thing with Buck and the black eye.
It's okay. I know you didn't mean to. And listen, I'm sorry that I said you were a bad stepbrother, I didn't mean that. We still friends?
Friends? No way, man. We're brothers.
May I…?
Hug me, brotha! [hugs]
[Drake and Josh finally become stepbrothers as the episode ends]
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