[the door knocks]
Who's that?
I don't know. [door knocks louder] Alright, alright, I'm coming. [he walks over to open the door and Buck barges through the door]
Buck!
[he grabs Josh by his shirt] So, it's true!
What? That I have a concussion?
I turn my back for 5 minutes, and you're on a date with... with this clown?!
[dramatically] Trouble, breathing!
Look, I can date whoever I want.
Yeah? Well, you can't date a guy with no HEAD! [Josh cries] You're hamburger meat. You understand me?
[crying] But I'm a vegetarian!
Monday, 3:00, you and me. Have an ambulance ready. [shoves Josh against the wall, then leaves]
That was so romantic!
[comes out of the kitchen] And dessert is here. Josh, I thought you had to pee.
[looks down at his pants] Done.
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