Hey, Josh, you don't want to play any basketb- [he screams when he sees Josh dressed up as a women] Oh, my God!
I can explain!
Oh, my God!
I can explain!
Mom! Josh is dressed like a freak!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?
Because Oh, I can't tell you!
Mom! Josh is dressed like--
Shh! Alright! I'll tell you, but you gotta swear to keep it a secret.
Fine, I swear. Now talk.
Alright. I'm uh. I'm. Miss...Nan--
What?
I'm Miss Nancy, okay? I am Miss Nancy.
Wait. From the advice column? From the school newspaper? You're Miss Nancy?
Yes. [Drake laughs] Quit laughing. Being Miss Nancy's very important to me. I help people with their problems.
You can't help people by wearing pants?
You don't understand. I need the- I-I can't write good advice without wearing it.
You want some good advice? Stop dressing' like a lady!
If dressing' like a lady helps me help others, then dress like a lady I shall!
[while reading a letter] Dear Miss Nancy,
Hey that-- Give me that!
My boyfriend doesn't understand me. He's never romantic. I wish he would just bring me flowers, or write me poems, or cook me romantic dinners.
That's for Miss Nancy's eyes only!
Wait a second. Purple ink? Dots her I's with little hearts? This letter is from Tiffany Margolis.
Quit sniffing' my mail!
Dude, Tiffany Margolis is like the hottest girl in school. But, hey, she's not happy with her boyfriend.
What are you thinking. What are you thinking?!
Poor Tiffany. So sad. So lonely. Sooo hot. Yeah. I think I can help her.
No, no, I'm not gonna let you use my letter for your own selfish desires.
Fine, then I'll just tell the whole world that my new stepbrother Josh Nichols is the real live Miss Nancy.
You're not that evil.
(Shouts out the window) People of the world, listen up! Josh Nichols is Miss Na-- Hey! Hey! My spine! My spine!
(Pulls him back in)You can't tell people I'm Miss Nancy. You'll ruin everything!
Fine. Then don't stop me from "helping" Tiffany. Deal?
Alright.
Alright?
Alright.
Are those real? (Referaring to his fake boobs)
Stop that!
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