[first opening comments, introducing Drake Parker and Josh Nichols]
[first lines] My name's Drake Parker.
I'm Josh Nichols.
I should probably be doing my homework.
I'm just doing a little homework here.
But it's more fun to do this. [plays his guitar]
Man, I'm thirsty. [both take their drinks each]
I live here with my mom and my little sister, Megan.
I've got a great family, even though it's just me and my dad. I love that guy.
I love girls. [drinks] So my mom's been dating this guy.
So my dad's been dating this woman. She's really great.
He's okay, but he's got this kid that goes to my school.
She has a son that goes to my school. Drake.
Josh. It's not that I have anything against Josh.
I really don't know Drake all that well.
But he seems kinda…
...Okay.
...Unusual.
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