EPEmperor Pilaf
These are the Black Star Dragon Balls. They were made long ago before Kami separated from Piccolo. And I know this because I am a brilliant researcher and an unrivaled mastermind...with a special knack for devious behavior.
MMai
Excuse me, guys...but I've noticed that every time we're on the brink of success, something inevitably happens to keep us away from it...so what do ya say we hurry up with this.
(after Pilaf wishes that Goku be turned into a child, and Shenron grants his wish) Wow, the room got a lot bigger somehow.
So...uh...do I have to go back to school now?
(after discovering that Goku is the little boy) No! You're not my grandpa! I have stuffed animals bigger than you!
I was already aging faster than him as it was, but this...it's unnatural, I bet you did this on purpose!
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