A character in Dragnet
Friday
Dragnet · 31 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dragnet: in 3 of its 31 quotes
How would I know, I hardly ever go in the closet.
Never mind the smart answers, Chapman, we can bust you right now for Receiving Stolen Property!
(certain Friday is bluffing) Then why don't you do it?
Just tell us what you did with those other four cases.
Maybe I'll change my mind. You told me I don't have to talk to you. Maybe I won't.
(clutching a Bible) It was His will and His will must be obeyed!
How long has Yoder lived here?
Three months now.
Why didn't you tell me before he lived here?
Ben Roy is my sister's boy, he is fighting the Devil, he is on parole. He said he is always under suspicion by the police so he hid, to keep fighting the Devil.
Kind of looks like he lost, doesn't it.
Friday [to a drug dealer who is trying to pass drugs off as similar in effect to alcohol]: I'll tell you what I know. I know in fact too many kids that begin with pot end up in heroin, then onto LSD. I know if you drink you suffer a loss of judgment if you drink to excess, but I also know that judgment returns when you sober up. I know, and so do you, that when you flip out on an acid trip you never know when you're gonna slip out again. This is now, Bentley, not a couple of years ago. We've had time now to see and study the effects of LSD. People who haven't had a dose in weeks sail out on another trip, they never know when. The minute they've dropped one acid capsule or ingested it in any way, they bought the farm. They've lost the chance to depend on or even restore that most precious of all inner senses: judgment. And in my way of thinking, without judgment you might as well be dead; your brain is, so why not the rest of you?
We were talking about marijuana.
We still are; marijuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor with marijuana, mister, not with me. You may sell that jazz to another pothead but not to somebody who spends most of their time holding some sick kid's head while he vomits and retches sitting on a curbstone at 4:00 in the morning. And when his knees get enough starch back in them so he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll turn out a stick or two of marijuana, and you can double your money that he'll be holding a sugarcube or a cap or two, so don't you con me with your mind expansion slop! I deal with kids every day. I try to clean up the mess people like you make out of them. I'm the expert here; you're not!
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