I thought you might like some air.
I can't feel the air.
Sucks to be you.
A character in Doom Patrol
Cliff Steele
Doom Patrol · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Doom Patrol: in 5 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Rita Farr (3), Larry Trainor (3)
I thought you might like some air.
I can't feel the air.
Sucks to be you.
Okay, um, how does she work exactly?
Work? She's not a fucking machine, and I have no idea.
Where are you going?
It's Thursday, trash day.
So that's it? I'm going it alone?
What did you expect Cliff? We're not heroes.
What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere?
I'm sure they have a logical explanation.
They?
Danny. Did I never mention a sentient, teleporting, gender-queer, street Vic and I hung out on when Jane lost her shit and tried to get married?
[Flex is preparing to use his flexing powers to send the Doom Patrol into the White Space] Alright, everybody focus! I need you to focus on the White Space.
[Flex holds up an open comic book and flexes his muscles]
Anybody? Anything?
I... I feel... s-something.
Me too.
Yeah...
[Cliff is unable to feel because of his robot body] Is there something that I should be feeling right now?
It's like... oh? OH!
Oh my...! Huh!
[Cliff looks around and sees people in the street acting strangely] What the fuck is going on?
We're all reaching... .!
Oh... oh!
We're fucking cumming man! [Everyone including the Doom Patrol but except for Flex and Cliff begin to simultaneously orgasm] Shit!
Oh oh!
Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!
[Flex realizes what's happening] I think I flexed the wrong muscle.
No shit dummy! [Cliff realizes that he is unable to orgasm because of his robot body and begins to fake an orgasm] Oh, err... oh oh, oh yeah!
[Crazy Jane looks at Flex] I'm gonna fucking kill you! Oh fuck!
[Everyone except for Flex and Cliff simultaneously orgasm]
I am so, so, so, so sorry. I was shooting for the splenius capitis, and I accidentally flexed the splenius cervicus. You did the right thing...
Just give us a moment!
Please.
Take as much time as you need... I... I'm stupid...
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