Rita Farr quotes from Doom Patrol

Rita Farr

We're going to save the world, or whatever, and then I will have a stiff Manhattan and go to bed.

Rita Farr

(to Steve) A long time ago, you taught me I was my own biggest obstacle. That I could decide who I wanted to be. For the last 60 years, I decided that Rita Farr was someone who deserved to be punished. I haven’t changed my mind about that. Rita Farr is…empty and ugly. And small. And I don’t want to be those things anymore. I don’t want to be Rita Farr anymore. Without her, I don’t know who I am. All I know is… I don’t want to end up like you. Or Arani, or Rhea. And who knows… Maybe if I… Stop trying to forget things that haunt me, and actually face them, maybe Mr. Nobody won’t hold so much power over me. I owe you for that. And I forgive you.

Rita Farr

I was a belly dancer, an SEO spy, the queen of Muscle Beach. I used to be Rita Farr, star of stage and screen. Now I don't know who I am.

Where are you going?

Rita Farr

It's Thursday, trash day.

So that's it? I'm going it alone?

Rita Farr

What did you expect Cliff? We're not heroes.

What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere?

I'm sure they have a logical explanation.

Rita Farr

They?

Danny. Did I never mention a sentient, teleporting, gender-queer, street Vic and I hung out on when Jane lost her shit and tried to get married?

[Flex is preparing to use his flexing powers to send the Doom Patrol into the White Space] Alright, everybody focus! I need you to focus on the White Space.

Anybody? Anything?

Rita Farr

I... I feel... s-something.

Me too.

Crazy Jane

Yeah...

[Cliff is unable to feel because of his robot body] Is there something that I should be feeling right now?

It's like... oh? OH!

Rita Farr

Oh my...! Huh!

[Cliff looks around and sees people in the street acting strangely] What the fuck is going on?

Rita Farr

We're all reaching... .!

Oh... oh!

Crazy Jane

We're fucking cumming man! [Everyone including the Doom Patrol but except for Flex and Cliff begin to simultaneously orgasm] Shit!

Oh oh!

Rita Farr

Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!

[Flex realizes what's happening] I think I flexed the wrong muscle.

No shit dummy! [Cliff realizes that he is unable to orgasm because of his robot body and begins to fake an orgasm] Oh, err... oh oh, oh yeah!

Crazy Jane

[Crazy Jane looks at Flex] I'm gonna fucking kill you! Oh fuck!

I am so, so, so, so sorry. I was shooting for the splenius capitis, and I accidentally flexed the splenius cervicus. You did the right thing...

Rita Farr

Just give us a moment!

Please.

Take as much time as you need... I... I'm stupid...