Doogie, Vinnie and others in “Revenge of the Teenage Dead”

Doogie

Uh, Vinnie is making a slasher movie.

Vinnie

It's not just a slasher movie. It's a statement about life, about angst-ridden teens, and their struggle to overcome parental oppression. Picture Rebel Without a Cause meets Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with your references. I've always considered going to the movies a waste of time.