Dad, can I take your 750 to the party tonight?
HDr. Howser
[pondering for a moment] No.
Why? I have proven myself to be responsible and mature.
HDr. Howser
A mature person doesn't wear an earring, cut holes in a brand new pair of jeans and call his father 'Mungo dude.' Right, dear?
HMrs. Howser
I like the earring.
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