Doogie Howser quotes from Doogie Howser, M.D., page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

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January 17, 1990... Jealousy. You never outgrow it. As Bogey might have said... The only thing worse than a jealous lover is a slug from a .44... Then again, there's nothing better.

S1 E15 Attack of the Green-Eyed Monster

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Doogie

January 27, 1990... I met a really fascinating person this week ...My mother. Go figure.

S1 E16 It Ain't Over Till Mrs. Howser Sings

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February 7, 1990... Tank Seranski vs. Kid Howser. Tank gave me a black eye, a bloody nose and broke my hand. It was no contest. I killed him.

S1 E17 Tough Guys Don't Teach

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Doogie

February 15, 1990... Fathers and sons... When we're little we want to be just like them. When we're teenagers we want nothing to do with them. When we're adults we end up just like them.

S1 E18 I Never Sold Shower Heads for My Father

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Doogie

February 24, 1990... There's nothing better than being cool and having a lot of friends... except being uncool and having one real friend.

S1 E19 Doogie's Awesome, Excellent Adventure

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March 3, 1990... I never thought of myself as prejudiced against black people... but after last night, I think I might have to rethink what I thought.

S1 E20 Use a Slurpy, Go to Jail

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March 10, 1990... Tonight my dad heard people say things about him you usually don't hear until you're dead. He couldn't ask for a better reason to go on living.

S1 E21 Whose Mid-Life Crisis Is It Anyway?

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Doogie

March 24, 1990... Vinnie's been about 5'3 for over two years....but this week I actually watched him grow.

S1 E22 Vinnie's Blind Date

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April 14, 1990... It's a hollow victory that comes at someone else's experience... I wish I'd understood that a week ago.

S1 E23 And the Winner Is...

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Doogie

[in a dream] APRIL 28, 2025... Everything's the same. Nothing ever changes.

S1 E24 Breaking Up Is Hard to Doogie

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Doogie

April 28, 1990... Wanda and I broke up tonight. If I don't love her anymore, why do I feel so sad?

S1 E24 Breaking Up Is Hard to Doogie

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May 1, 1990... I could've made love tonight... but I didn't. Now I know why... I love someone else.

S1 E25 The Grass Ain't Always Greener

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Doogie

June 11, 1990... Why am I busting my butt as a doctor while Wanda is strolling down the Champs Elysees? Maybe if I knew a little less, I'd have time to live a little more. Even when you're a genius, life's a mystery.

S1 E26 Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Grand

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Doogie

September 26, 1990... I had my dream again last night. Being a seventeen-year-old doctor is a monster. But the dream taught me that the monster can't hurt me as long as we keep dancing. Feets don't fail me now.

S2 E1 Doogenstein

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Doogie

October 2, 1990... Raymond and I have a lot in common. We both have to face prejudice for what we are... The difference is I won't be 17 forever.

S2 E2 Guess Who's Coming to Doogie's

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