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Dollhouse
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S1 E6Man On The Street

The dollhouse is real. They know you're after them and they're going to have you taken off the case. That's why they sent me.

Why are you telling me this?

We have a person inside. This person corrupted the imprint while the programmer wasn't looking, added this parameter.

Is this the person that sent me the tapes and the picture?

No. This is their first communication. Security inside is very tight.

Where is it?

You can't know that. You're going about this the wrong way.

I have to take down the dollhouse!

There are over twenty dollhouses in cities around the world. They have ties to every major political power on the planet. You cannot possibly stop them alone.

You're going to help me?

The person that sent this message is.

Why?

The dollhouse deals in fantasy. That is their business, but that is not their purpose.

What is?

We need you to find out. We'll contact you again, if possible with the same body. But you have to let the dollhouse win, make them back off. You have to trust me.

Tell me about the dollhouse.

JMJoel Mynor

The Dollh... Uh, it's pink, and it opens up, and there's teeny furniture, and you put the boy doll on top of the girl doll and we learn about urges.

JMJoel Mynor

She never got to see this house. So, every year on this date I pretend she does. I get to see that look on her face, and I get to show her our extraordinary home.

And then you sleep with her.

JMJoel Mynor

Well, it is a fantasy.

I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Mynor. But it doesn't make you anything other than a predator.

JMJoel Mynor

Well, I'm sure I'm in serious need of some moral spankitude, but guess who's not qualified to be my Rabbi?

AAdele

There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

PProfessor

Forget morality, imagine it's true, right. Imagine this technology being used. Now imagine it being used on you. Everything you believe, gone. Everyone you love, strangers, maybe enemies. Every part of you that makes you more than a walking cluster of neurons, Dissolved at someone else's whim. If that technology exists, It'll be used. It'll be abused. It'll be global. And we will be over. As a species we will cease to matter. I don't know. Maybe we should.

S1 E7Echoes

Are you making any progress?

I'm working! What are you doing, besides ... being ...

Being what?

Wait a minute.

Sarcastic? Unfeeling? British?

It's an animal.

Where?

No! The word!

Still you have to admit I am very British. I don't say hard ... 'Rs'

You know what I like? Brown Sauce? What's it made of? Science doesn't know!

It's made of brown.

Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!

Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.

Our problems are huge and indomitable.

Ooh, I could eat that word. Or a crisp. Do you have any crisps?

You haven't seen my drawer of inappropriate starches?

[drunkenly, with gun pointed at Victor] Hey, I'm fine!

All right. Easy, buddy.

I know how to solve problems.

You bet.

[his hold on the gun goes limp] Oh, man, this is so heavy. It makes my arms tired.

S1 E8Needs

I's easy to be attached to your assigned active. In fact it's necessary, but don't think of them as children; think of them as pets.

Is that supposed to be funny?

When your child Starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. When your dog does, you freak the hell out. Any Developmental progress an active makes is a threat to the house and a possible first step toward another Alpha.

[as Anthony] Who are you?

[as Caroline] Hey! I woke up in a five-star floor coffin just like you, buddy.

AAttendant

Good morning. We're having banana pancakes today.

TTango

I like pancakes.

[as Anthony] We're all going to die.

S1 E9Spy In The House Of Love

Everyone has their first date. And the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins.

I found this in the chair.

And?

This chip let someone access the primary imprint protocol, which means they could have altered my imprints. I make a cheerleader. They make a cheerleader that shoots people! Or an assassin that does cheers! Or any active, any time, with a parameter we don't know about.

We have a spy.

Inside the dollhouse.

You think it's me? You think I'm the spy?

Not in a bad way.

They find out that you talked to me before you called DeWitt, they'll fry you.

Yeah. I didn't really think that through.

Everyone's unhappy today.

Somebody put her tiny little thinking cap on!

He was mean to you. Were you not your best?

If it hadn't been for me, there'd still be a security breach. You'd think the security head would recognize that! Typical middle management hack. He's mad at me for not discovering it before it happened, but I'm not a counter-intelligence agent, so I can't catch a spy. And you have no idea what I'm talking about.

I can help you.

Why would you want to?

Why wouldn't I?

Did I just lose an argument to a doll? Okay, thanks, but you can't help.

You make people different. [Sits in imprint chair] You can make me help.

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