Are you making any progress?
I'm working! What are you doing, besides ... being ...
Being what?
Wait a minute.
Sarcastic? Unfeeling? British?
It's an animal.
Where?
No! The word!
Still you have to admit I am very British. I don't say hard ... 'Rs'
You know what I like? Brown Sauce? What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
It's made of brown.
Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!
Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.




