[standing in front of several marijuana plants] Carrots! Medicinal carrots! Personal use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I'm holding it for a friend!
“Briar Rose” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Stephen Kepler (4), Paul Ballard (2), Echo (1), Alpha (1)
[after watching Ballard stun Topher] What the hell was that?! Was that some kind of joy buzzer stun gun? I mean, officially I deplore violence, but that was totally worth the loss of karma points!
Would you look at this place? I mean, first of all feng shui up the yin yang, also I designed parts of it but I did not design the stone cold foxes in the small clothes and the ample massage facilities. I mean, don't get me wrong, I heart my porn, but this is cool!
This is a bad place.
Bad people, maybe. Good place.
The stairs lack risers!
What?
The vertical part that makes the back of each stair is called a riser.
I know what they are!
No, no, wait! Please. Sometimes when I go on stairs that don't have risers I get this feeling, this awful sensation, that something's going reach out and grab my ankle, like a claw or a tentacle!
This is life or death!
It could be a hand! An ordinary hand!
Oh, I know you.
Of course you do. [passionate kiss] I told you I'd come rescue you.
My prince.
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