Stephen Kepler quotes from Dollhouse

Stephen Kepler

[standing in front of several marijuana plants] Carrots! Medicinal carrots! Personal use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I'm holding it for a friend!

Stephen Kepler

[after watching Ballard stun Topher] What the hell was that?! Was that some kind of joy buzzer stun gun? I mean, officially I deplore violence, but that was totally worth the loss of karma points!

Stephen Kepler

Would you look at this place? I mean, first of all feng shui up the yin yang, also I designed parts of it but I did not design the stone cold foxes in the small clothes and the ample massage facilities. I mean, don't get me wrong, I heart my porn, but this is cool!

Paul

This is a bad place.

Stephen Kepler

Bad people, maybe. Good place.

Stephen Kepler

The stairs lack risers!

Paul

What?

Stephen Kepler

The vertical part that makes the back of each stair is called a riser.

Paul

I know what they are!

Stephen Kepler

No, no, wait! Please. Sometimes when I go on stairs that don't have risers I get this feeling, this awful sensation, that something's going reach out and grab my ankle, like a claw or a tentacle!

Paul

This is life or death!

Stephen Kepler

It could be a hand! An ordinary hand!