Look, please. Now you've had your laugh, now, you know, just let's stop it and let's talk sensibly. I mean, if it's any consolation to you, you're scaring me out of my wits.
Perhaps the wench is crazed, Captain.
Oh, come on. What is this place?
You are in the castle of Irongron, my lady. Few uninvited guests come here and few that do leave alive.
All right, if you insist on playing guessing games. Now, it's not a village pageant, it's too elaborate for that. A film set. No. No, no lights, no cameras.
Aye, the wench is crazed right enough. A pity. She is not uncomely.
I've got it! It's one of those tourist places. A medieval castle all restored to its original condition, with jolly banquets and buxom serving wenches. That's it, isn't it? Mind you, I think you're overdoing the sordid realism a bit. I mean, I know things were a bit grotty in the Middle Ages, but, really, you might leave the tourists a bit of glamorous illusion. I've never seen such a scurvy, smelly--
For pity's sake, cease this babbling, girl!
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