[holding the Doctor and Donna at gunpoint] Can't say I've ever shot anyone before. Can't say I'm going to like it. But, err, it's not exactly a normal day, is it? Still!
Would you like a drink, sir?
[chuckles] I think hair loss is the least of my problems right now, thanks.
[moves in front of the Doctor and Donna] Please have a drink, sir.
[now struggling to speak] If... if you're going to stand in their way, I'll... shoot you too...
Please have a drink, sir.
[now scared] Have you... poisoned me?!
Natural Ood must never kill, sir.
What is that stuff?
Ood graft suspended in a biological compound, sir.
What the hell does that mean?!
[realizing] Oh dear...
TELL ME!
Funny thing, the subconscious. Takes all sorts of shapes. Came out in the redeye as revenge, came out in the rabid Ood as anger, and then there was patience. All that intelligence and mercy focused on Ood Sigma... How's that hair loss, Mr. Halpen?
[Halpen pulls a clump of his hair out, horrified]
What have you done?!
Oh, they've been preparing you for a very long time. And now you're standing next to the Ood Brain - Mr. Halpen, can you hear it? Listen!
[shaking] What have you...? I'm not...
[He drops his gun, reaches for his head and peels away the skin as tentacles erupt from his mouth - he has become an Ood before their eyes]
[utterly shocked] They... they turned him into an Ood?!
Yep.
He's an Ood!
I noticed.
[Halpen gasps and sneezes his new hind brain out into his hands]
He has become Oodkind, and we will take care of him.
It's weird - being with you, I can't tell what's right and what's wrong anymore!
It's better that way. People who know for certain tend to be like Mr. Halpen.
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