[The two Shreek reveal themselves to be men in suits working for Conrad]
Conrad, what are they talking about? What the hell is going on?!
We are Think Tank. Exposing the lies perpetrated by UNIT! By you. [to UNIT guards] And we're live streaming, so don't get trigger-happy.
This isn't funny.
[chuckles] I've had to listen to your stories for weeks now. Put up with your insecurity and vanity, listen to your tedious piano solos and get smothered in lip gloss! It has been a chore getting to know you! [shrugs] But now it's all worth it.
[Kate Lethbridge-Stewart tries to stop Elsa from filming; the hashtags "UNITlies", "DemandTheTruth" and "NoMoreMonsters" are seen on the phone's screen]
Put that phone down.
Or what? Gonna arrest me, huh? This is censorship! Touch us and we'll sue. We will bankrupt you.
[mockingly scaring Ruby] Boo!
You've made a very big, very dangerous mistake tonight, Conrad.
You don't even remember me, do you? [to the phones] The only monsters out here are UNIT! Lying to the public! Spending our money! Hiding in your tower, and doing what, huh? Doing what?
Protecting people like you.
Oh, they can't stop lying! There are no Shreek! No Cybermen, no Sycorax, no Yetis in the Underground! Here, look! Look! [holds up a Shreek mask] They're stooges and actors, and special effects paid for using taxpayers' money, to keep us scared, to hide their real agenda!
The threat to this planet is real!
[Conrad rolls his eyes and groans]
If you want evidence, I've got plenty of it, so you can--
This one's collecting benefits, stealing our taxes while she lies to us. But the lies stop today. There are people all over the world watching this. Sharing, reposting, demanding the truth! They're using you! All of you! For her dirty work.
Do you think UNIT can't handle a few reject cosplayers? Because that's all you are, Conrad.
[with cruel smugness] You've gifted me this moment, Ruby Sunday. Is that even your name, by the way? Cos it's ridiculous!
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