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Amelia and The Doctor in “The Eleventh Hour”

AAmelia

If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple. He bites it and spits it out.]

That's disgusting. What is that?

AAmelia

An apple.

Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.

AAmelia

You said you loved them.

No, no, no. I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favorite. Give me yoghurt. [Amelia runs, retrieves yoghurt and hands it to him. The Doctor opens it, gulps it down, then spits it out] I hate yoghurt! Just stuff with bits in it.

AAmelia

You said that it was your favorite!

New mouth, new rules. It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes wrooong! Ahh! [he convulses]

AAmelia

What is it? What's wrong with you?

Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something! [Amelia turns on the stove and cooks.] Ahh, bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me? [Amelia cooking baked beans.] Ah, you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans! [Amelia spreading butter on bread, looking sceptical] Bread and butter. [Smiling] Now you're talking. [The Doctor throws the plate of bread and butter out of the door like a Frisbee, cat howls, dog barks] And stay out!

[The Doctor paces in the kitchen while Amelia looks in the fridge.]

AAmelia

Got some carrots...

Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need... I need... I need... [pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!

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