[throws a stone into the lake the Doctor is fishing from]
DON'T DO THAT!! You'll frighten the fish!
“The Two Doctors” · Season 22, Episode 4
In this episode: Sixth Doctor (6), Jamie McCrimmon (3), Peri (3), Second Doctor (1)
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
Perhaps you should see a doctor.
The Doctor [annoyed]: Are you trying to be funny?
Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when used properly.
Well, you certainly look better for your change of clothes and bath! You should try it more often.
Thank you. [realises what the Doctor just said] What?
Oh Dastari said he did operations that turned her into a genius.
What a stupid thing to do!
That's what the Doctor said.
And I was right. Whatever he has done to her mind, her nature will remain the same.
OOscar
[after being stabbed by Shockeye] Ridiculous thing to happen! Dissatisfied customers usually just don't leave a tip.
DThe Doctor
[after being hunted by Shockeye but defeating him with Oscar's discarded Lepidopteran equipment] I believe he's now been, moth-balled.
[after summoning his TARDIS] Jamie?
[To the Second Doctor] Um after you, Doctor.
Oh no. After you Jamie.
Bye Peri.
Bye.
[To the Sixth Doctor] Um Doctor.
Jamie. And keep an eye on the old gentlemen, will you?
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