“The Anachronauts” quotes from Doctor Who

[Wakes up after the TARDIS explodes] S-S-Steven.

Steven

[Rushing over to her] Sara. It's all right. We're OK!

Hey! What's that? Oh, of course we are. Nothing can enter the ship!

But what happened to the ship? How are we outside?

This... is obviously a beach. I've always liked the sea-side. Something about the sand between ones toes... It's going to ruin these shoes though...

[Slightly annoyed] You're changing the subject, Doctor. The TARDIS...

You may have changed your appearance, but I know who you are.

Oh, do you?

Your machine is a TARDIS. You're too familiar with its controls to be a stranger.

I had every right to leave.

Stealing a TARDIS? Oh, I'm not criticising you. We are two of a kind.

We most certainly are not.

We were both Time Lords. And we both decided to leave our race.

I had reasons of my own.

Just as I had.

If these Time Lords are your friends, why don't you wait for them?

You don't understand, Mister Russell I must go! Please!

[With pistols drawn] You stay here with us, my friend.

Look, I am not going to argue. Jamie, Zoe, Cartsairs, into the machine.

Jamie

But, Doctor, he's not joking, y'know!

For once, Jamie, do as you are told!

You move and I kill you!

Then you will just have to kill me, Mister Villar.

Well, Mister Doctor, that is just what I will do.

You can't shoot him in the back. He's helped us too much.

The back, the front, what's the difference?

It's too late now anyway.

Don't Worry. When the Time Lords get him, he'll wish you had killed him.

Well...it is a fact, Jamie, that I do tend to get involved.

The Time Lords are an immensely civilised race. We can control our own environment - we can live forever, barring accidents and we have the secret of space/time travel.

There is no escape, Doctor. Return the TARDIS to our home planet.

Goodbye, Jamie.

Jamie

But Doctor, surely we can't just-

Goodbye, Jamie.

Jamie

I'll never forget you, you know.

I won't forget you! Goodbye, Zoe.

Will we ever meet again?

Again? Now, Zoe, you know that time is relative.

You have changed your appearance before. You will do it again; that is part of the sentence.

You can't just change what I look like without consulting me!

You will have the opportunity to choose your appearance.

Oh, then it won't be so bad. But I warn you, I'm very particular.

Here is your first choice.

He's too old! [Looks at the other choices] Well, he's too fat, isn't he? No, he's too thin! That one's too young! Oh now, that won't do at all, it's ridiculous!

You're wasting time, Doctor.

Well, it's not my fault, is it? Is this the best you can do? I've never seen such an incredible bunch!

Since you refuse to take the decision, the decision will be taken for you.

No, no, no, I never said that! But I maintain I have the right to decide what I look like! It could be very important on the Earth. People on Earth attach a very great deal of importance- [Disappears]

Is this some sort of joke? No, I refuse to be treated in- What are you doing? NO!!!! STOP! You're making me giddy! No, you can't do this to me! No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.....!