Young Kazran quotes from Doctor Who

Hi, I'm the Doctor. I'm your new babysitter!

Where's Mrs. Mantebarney?

Oh, you'll never guess, clever ol' Mrs. Manters! She only went and won the lottery!

[watching on a projector] There isn't any lottery!

There isn't any lottery.

I know! What a woman!

If you're my new babysitter, why are you climbing in the window?

Because if I was climbing out of the window, I'd be going in the wrong direction. Pay attention.

Right, so what are we gonna do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I've never done that, but I bet it's easy. Girls, yeah? [gestures excitedly]

Are you really a babysitter?

I think you'll find that I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult. [shows him the psychic paper]

...It's just a lot of wavy lines.

[looks at the paper] ...Yeah, it shorted out. Finally, a lie too big. Okay, no, not really a babysitter, but this Christmas Eve, you don't want a real one. You want me.

Why? What's so special about you?

Have you ever seen Mary Poppins?

No.

Good, because that comparison would have been rubbish.

Why are you here?

Because I'm not finished with you yet. You've seen the past, the present... and now you need to see the future.

Fine, do it. Show me. I'll die cold, alone, and afraid. Of course I will. We all do. What difference does showing me make? Do you know why I'm going to let those people die? It's not a plan. I don't get anything from it. It's just that I don't care. I'm not like you. I don't even want to be like you! I don't – and never, ever will – care!

And I don't believe that.

Then show me the future. Prove me wrong.

I am showing it to you. I'm showing it to you right now. So what do you think? [looks over Kazran's shoulder] Is this who you want to become, Kazran?

...Dad?