Professor Chronotis quotes from Doctor Who

I haven't got any books. That's to say, I've got plenty of books. What book would you like?

Think of me as an anomaly within an impossibility, and get on with your tea.

Actually Professor, could I just ask you, (indicates the TARDIS) where did you get that?

Oh, I don't know. I think someone must have left it there when I was out.

Professor, how many books did you bring back, for heaven's sake?

Just the odd two or seven.