Cyberman quotes from Doctor Who

You must come and live with us.

Polly

But we cannot live with you, you're different! You've got no feelings!

Feelings? I do not understand that word.

Emotions! Love! Pride! Hate! Fear! Have you no emotions, sir, hmm?

I suppose you've come for me?

You know our ways.

Yes, I hoped you realised somebody did. I imagine you have orders to destroy me?

Yes.

Tell me one thing, why did you order Duggan to destroy radio communication with the Earth? After all, that is why you want possession of the wheel, isn't it?

You know our ways.

That doesn't answer my question.

He was instructed to destroy only the transmitting complex.

Oh, I see, how interesting, yes, of course. And presumably your large space-ship holds your invasion fleet, and the smaller ships can only enter the planet's atmosphere by homing on a radio beam.

You know our ways. You must be destroyed.

Yes, I was afraid you'd get back to that.

All resistance overcome.

The beacon is ours!

Upgrading is compulsory.

And if I refuse?

[muttering] Don't.

What if I refuse?

I'm telling you, don't!

What happens if I refuse?

Then you are not compatible.

What happens then?

You will be deleted. [The Cyberman electrocutes the President]

Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.

Daleks have no concept of elegance.

This is obvious.

I'm the Doctor.

Incorrect: You do not correspond to our image of the Doctor.

Yeah, but that's cause your database got corrupted. Oh, look, look, look. Check this. [produces an infostamp] The Doctor's info stamp. [throws it at the Cyberman, who catches it in mid-air and opens and examines the core] Plug it in, go on, download.

The core has been damaged. This info stamp would damage Cyber units.

[defeated] Ah, well, nice try!

The core has been repaired. [The Cyberman plugs the infostamp into its chest. It sees various images of the Tenth Doctor] You are the Doctor.

[happily] Hello!

You will be deleted!

[to the Cybermen] Afternoon. You've picked a lovely day for it. My, don't you look shiny? [to the Doctor] Haircut?

Bit of a trim.

Might want to do your roots. [motions to a soldier to take Missy] The woman. [to the Cybermen] Kate Stewart: divorcee, mother of two, keen gardener, outstanding bridge player. Also, Chief Scientific Officer of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce, who currently have you surrounded.

Human weaponry is not effective against Cyber technology.

Sorry, you left this behind on one of your previous attempts. [throws down a damaged Cyberman head.] So, now that I have your attention, welcome to the only planet on the universe where we get to say this: He's on the payroll.

Am I?

Well, technically.

How much?

Shush. [to the Cybermen] Any questions?

Telos! Sealed you into your ice tombs! Voga! Canary Wharf! Planet 14! Every single time, you lose... even on the Moon.

Hello... I'm the Doctor.

Doctors are not required.

No, I'm not a Doctor, I am the Doctor! The original, you might say...