(The baker has come to see Doc Martin about a stomach ache)
Take some time off work.
BBaker
Chance would be a fine thing. I've got a couple of hundred pasties to bake for the eating contest tomorrow - biggest earner of the year.
Cancel it!
BBaker
No, doc.
In all probability you have a stomach infection. Until I can find out exactly what it is, I don't want you spreading it around the village.
BBaker
It's a tradition, our contest.
Oh yes, the tradition of mass food-poisoning and the complications that ensue. Cancel it!
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