Why do you have to upset everyone? When you are with patients, why can't you make an effort? Just *smile*! Try to a small talk! Have a laugh!
Sick people don't want a laugh. They want a doctor who knows what is doing.
They want a bedside manner.
A bedside manner can't cure you.
It makes them feel better.
Can it diagnose an illness in a scanner? Write a prescription?
You know what I mean. Please, for once *just* agree with me. Do *you* know what I'm trying to say?
Actually I find you hard to understand best of times. Whatever you say or do makes no sense to me.
What are we talking about? Are we talking about...? What are we talking about?
I'm not quite sure.
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