This is completely illogical.
SShopkeeper
It's not actually.
Would you explain it to me? Apart from anything else what criminal with half a brain would try to use that credit card anywhere in Portwenn?
SShopkeeper
I don't know. But I warranty you that will never have joy in my shop.
I can't imagine anyone finding joy in your shop.
SShopkeeper
Not if they want to use a card, Doc. Because our card machine is broken.
Right. So I'll pay you tomorrow.
SShopkeeper
Mr. and Mrs. Credit passed away. Please, don't mention their names. They really hurt.
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