If there's anyone who hasn't come to gawp, drink tea or otherwise waste my time, put your hand up.
(None of the patients puts its hand up)
Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem?
(Only one patient puts his hand up)
Thank you. Goodbye.
(Patients begin to leaving the surgery)
Put your tea cups down and leave.
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