[Ethyl, having another near death experience, sees a vision of her late husband Louie]
Louie, is that really you?
Hiya, cupcake!
Oh, Louie, it's so good to see you! Am I finally good and dead?
Not yet.
Oh, will you guys stop jerking my chain?! I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead, I'm alive. If I wake up with dirt in my mouth again...
Take it easy, cupcake. They sent me here with a message: stop pushing the afterlife.
But Louie, it's so beautiful up here.
It's just as beautiful where you are, Ethyl. It's more beautiful, because it's life, and you only get a little bit of it. And if you don't live every day of your life to the fullest, you have an eternity to regret it.
But Louie, I miss you.
I miss you too, sweetheart. But it's not your time yet.
Will we be together, Louie?
Soon enough, cupcake, but you've got to go back now. And stop trying to make a buck off the afterlife. Dinosaurs who sell the afterlife may not ever see the afterlife. They may end up someplace not so nice. Look what's waiting for you.
[Louie shows Ethyl a door titled 'Place Not So Nice'; as it opens, five replicas of Earl Sinclair are in the family room]
[in unison] Hi, Ethyl! Come on in! [they laugh obnoxiously and Ethyl's jaw drops in horror]
[screams] NOOOO!
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