[Earl is watching television, dejectedly, after becoming disillusioned with his job]
TTV
Why are you stuck in a boring dead-end job?
I don't know.
TTV
Why does your boss always yell at you?
Can't figure it out.
TTV
Why is your life such a complete mess?
Will you stop pickin' on me?
TTV
Why ask 'Why'? Drink alcohol! Nobody likes a thinker! You may not be able to change your life, but you can change the way you look at it. Alcohol. The more you drink, the less you think!
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