Earl and Insurance Agent in “Unfinished Business”

Earl

Don't try to cheat me on this! 'Cause I know you insurance guys, you have absolutely no ethics.

Well, how much would you say your television is worth?

Earl

Ten thousand dollars. Good thing I popped for that extra meteor coverage, huh?

For us, yes. But if you refer to that large bound volume we sent you labeled "exclusions", you'll find that a meteor is only a meteor until it enters the Earth's atmosphere, at which time it become a meteorite.