Dexter's Dad, Dee Dee and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hmm... What the...? [cuts to mugs leaking coffee, coffee pot, and milk] The kitchen's a mess. Something wrong here...! [searches through cabinets] Coffee, coffee, where's the coffee? Hello, coffee?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE COFFEE?!

Uh...

We drank it all. [Dad looks shocked, then eerily calm]

You... drank the coffee? [laughs] You two drank the coffee?

[nervous giggling]

[laughing] [goes upset] Where did I go wrong?! I thought I was a good father. I thought I brought you kids up right. You see, kids, coffee is what we adults need to get started in the morning. It's the key to our ignition. You kids don't need it. No, you've got youth! We adults need the coffee. But now, all we have is... [holds up empty coffee pot] THIS! [tries to get a drop from the coffee pot but nothing comes out] Empty! A mere shell of its former self! I've seen some pretty horrible things in my life, but this... this is just... [lowers his voice to a hiss] SICK! [sobbing]