Dexter and Roger in “An Inconvenient Lie”

Roger the Artful Dodger.

Jesus! You scared me, bro.

We have some unfinished business.

Oh, yeah, right, the warranty and stuff. Listen, uh, I can't write you up right now, I've got the wife waiting for me.

You're not married.

Ex-wife. I gotta take the kids.

You don't have kids.

Step-kids. They're hers.

Nope.

Okay, how about this one – I don't give a shit.

Neither do I.