Dexter quotes

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Debra: [Last words to Frank Lundy] Stay with me.

Debra: [sobbing] This isn't you.
Rudy/Brian: Pretty sure it is.
Debra: No, no there's more. I've seen it.
Rudy/Brian: I never wanted to hurt you.
Debra: I know. I know.
Rudy/Brian: [pause] Does this make it easier for you? Because I can keep going.

Debra: [to Angel] Asshole. Sorry. Sergeant Asshole.

Debra: [to Masuka] Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?

Debra: All right. Quinn's been in homicide two weeks and he noticed.
Dexter: Noticed what?
Debra: My hair. I changed my hairstyle for the first time since I was eight.
Dexter: Oh, yeah. Short � er, shorter.

Debra: Bathroom's all yours.
Dexter: Eh. Kind of always was.

Debra: Dexter, heads up. Bad in there.
Dexter: Okay.
Debra: I'm serious.
Dexter: Okay.
Doakes: She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there!
Dexter: Okay ...

Debra: Enough of this sappy shit. Lets get you fucking hitched!

Debra: FBI? Fuckin' Bunch of Idiots?

Debra: I gotta tell you Dexter, don´t say things like "It was me". People will misunderstand. In fact I don´t understand; what did you even mean?

Debra: I saw some buildings with "for rent" signs. I'm gonna check 'em out. Then, Chez Dexter can return to its original, museum-like quality state.
Dexter: Deb, you don't need to do this.
Debra: Yes, I do.
Dexter: You don't need to do this now.
Debra: Well, what about the video tours of eligible apartments?
Dexter: Temporary insanity.
Debra: You sure?
Dexter: No. Get out.

Debra: I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. How are you holding up?
Dexter: I'm managing. [voiceover] No, I'm not. Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours is a real chore.

Debra: If dad taught us one thing, it's the value of human life.
Dexter: [voiceover] Yeah, but I think we had different homework assignments.

Debra: It doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong!

Debra: It's been 24 hours since I asked to be replaced.
Lundy: ... Has it?
Debra: What's taking so long? Every cop on the damn force wants in on this case. Just take your pick.
Lundy: I've been wondering about that, actually. Everyone wants on but, you want off.
Debra: I told you. I have cases.
Lundy: I don't think so.
Debra: Fuck's sake. Jesus, I don't wanna be on your task force, all right?
Lundy: Why?
Debra: Because I'm the last person in the world that should be on it. You want me to find a serial killer? I was engaged to one, for Christ's sake. What kind of cop � what kind of �
Lundy: That's why I chose you, you know. Because of what you went through. You survived. I don't know how. I can't begin to imagine the strength it took. Continues to take. More than that, you got a first hand look into the mind and heart of a killer. And you're still here. If you can accept that � really accept it � you could use it. Mix that with some of your strength and you can catch someone even worse than the Ice Truck Killer. But you have to stop running. Finish today's interviews. And if you still want out, you got it.