“Smokey and the Bandit” quotes from Dexter

Dexter

[voiceover] We all want life to have some kind of meaning. Seems the older we get, the harder we look for it. And the harder it is to find. And some of us just look in the wrong place. But if our lives don't have meaning, what can we leave behind for those we care about?

Harry

[To Dexter] I remember when I found that under your bed. I would have rather it had been a stack of Playboys. Most kids in eighth grade were obsessed over their favorite baseball players. You tracked serial killers.

Dexter

Sounds like you're trying to get me to go to church.

Brother Sam

So what? What? You afraid you gonna catch something?

Dexter

[To himself] He's the Tooth Fairy. The man who terrorized the Pacific for 20 years. All he has left is a box of tooth.

Here's my prescription. Just pick it up for me, will you?

Dexter

Sure.

Hey, hey, hey! And a six-pack beer from the liquor store and the latest Teen Ass, Nipple Parade and Spanked.

Dexter

Teen Ass, Nipple Parade and Spanked. [Voiceover: Can this really be the man who inspired me to keep a scrapbook?]

I took teeth. You take blood. You're the same kind of sick fuck, aren't you?

Dexter

At least I'm never gonna end up like you.

Yeah? When you can't do this any more, what do you have then?

Dexter

More.

You're kidding yourself, asshole. All I ever cared about was killing, and I can't even do that right any more. That's what you've got to look forward to. This is your future, and it includes adult fucking diapers!

Dexter

You are not my future. I will not spend my final days getting drunk and staring at a box of trophies.

Keep telling yourself that. Make sure they know who I am. I wish I could see the look on my son's face when he finds out. He won't be able to ignore that!

Dexter

I'd never want my son to find out who I was.

You said you didn't have a kid.

Dexter

I also said my name was Dan.