Elim Garak and Quark in “Body Parts”

How was that?

Quark

Awful! [Garak looks offended] Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last thing I hear!

[annoyed] It wasn't that loud.

Quark

You don't have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out.

We're running out of options, Quark. You don't want to be vaporized because you need a body. The disruptor ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison... What was wrong with poison?

Quark

It doesn't work. If I know the food is poisoned, I won't eat it. [motions to the "corpse"] Could you get rid of this? The sight of it is making me sick.

Computer, remove corpse. [it vanishes] For a man who wants to kill himself, you are strangely determined to live.

Quark

I'm going to die; don't you worry about that. I just want to find the right way.

"Right way"?

Quark

I don't want to see it coming, or hear it, or feel it, or smell it. I just want to go on with my life, and then... I'm dead.

Ah. You want to be surprised.

Quark

Exactly. I want to wake up in the Divine Treasury and have no idea how I got there.

I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.

Quark

Really?

You have my word. You'll never know what hit you.