Bashir and Garak in “Improbable Cause”

Bashir

Is there anything you need me to do while you're gone?

Like what?

Bashir

I don't know— Any unfinished business?

Actually, Doctor, there is something. If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there’s a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod and eat it.

Bashir

Eat it?!

Um-hum.

Bashir

You're joking.

Yes, Doctor, I am.

Bashir

Very. Funny.

I thought so! But the answer to your question, Doctor, is, “No. There is nothing you can do for me while I'm away.”