I'll do the cleaning on the odd-numbered days; you do the cleaning on the even days.
We're going to clean every day?
No, just the odd and even ones.
S5 E9The Ascent
Healthy body, healthy mind.
Please, Nog. No cliches before breakfast.
S5 E10Rapture
There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says, "You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."
S5 E11The Darkness and the Light
I do not smirk. But if I did, this would be a good opportunity.
Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition Number 111: "Treat people in your debt like family—exploit them."
S5 E12The Begotten
MPDr. Mora Pol
By the Prophets, Odo, I wasn't even sure you were a life-form.
I wasn't sure about you, either.
MPDr. Mora Pol
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be sitting on a shelf somewhere in a beaker labeled 'unknown sample'."
"If it wasn't for me, you'd be a nobody. Starfleet wouldn't hire you to judge a science fair!"
S5 E13For the Uniform
[Sisko is trying to arrest a former security officer turned traitor]
Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?
No.
Please do.
[broadcasting a message to the Maquis] To all members of the Maquis resistance: this is Captain Sisko of the USS Defiant. In response to the Maquis's use of biogenic weapons in their recent attacks, I am about to take the following action. In exactly one hour, I will detonate two quantum torpedoes that will scatter trilithium resin in the atmosphere of Solosos Three. I thereby will make the planet uninhabitable to all human life for the next fifty years. I suggest evacuation plans begin immediately.
[Sisko has just threatened to detonate biological weapons in the atmosphere of a Maquis colony]
What are you really up to, Javert? Do you expect me to believe that a decorated Starfleet officer, the pride of the service, is going to poison an entire planet?
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
You're bluffing.
Am I? (turns to Worf) Commander, launch torpedoes.
(Worf gives Sisko a hesitant look)
Commander, I said launch torpedoes!
[In response to Maquis terrorist attacks, Sisko has detonated biological weapons in the atmosphere of one of their colony worlds]
[aghast]Do you realise what you've done?
I've only just begun. I'm going to eliminate every Maquis colony in the DMZ.
You're talking about turning hundreds of thousands of people into homeless refugees!
That's right. When you attacked the Malinche, you proved one thing; that the Maquis have become an intolerable threat to the security of the Federation, and I am going to eliminate that threat.
But think about those people you saw in the caves, huddled and starving. They didn't attack the Malinche.
You should have thought about that before you attacked a Federation starship.
S5 E14In Purgatory's Shadow
[Opening dedication text]
In memory of Derek Garth
It's just that... you're intelligent and cultured... and kind.
My dear, you're young, so I realize that you're a poor judge of character.
[to Gul Dukat] You do have a lovely daughter. She must take after her mother.
The man's a cold blooded heartless killer
Like I said, he's a Cardassian
Because lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.
Practice on someone else.
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