Miss Stubbs holds what I'm doing for honest.
She no more needs a watchman than she does a fucking balloonist! And why should the young of this camp have to scurry past your man-toad figure to receive an education?
The time they come for schoolin', I'm in back and out of sight!
Exposin' them to being terrified only when they use the privy!
Go get your load on, Jane!
Do not instruct me how to spend my day! Or to itemize for you my crowded itinerary! [Pause] You tub of blubber and guts!
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