Hey Doc, how long were you planning on taking before you told me what the fuck was wrong with Jewel?
Nothing, nothing she wasn't born with.
Mmm, I mean, she told me she was knocked up but I assumed that was her gimp sense of humor.
She wants me to brace her leg so her dragging it doesn't drive you crazy.
So what'd you tell her?
Not to worry about your moods, that you generate those yourself and then you find your excuse for having 'em.
Saucy words Doc, good thing you're handy with the snatch.
I had an idea for a boot, just now measured her for it.
If you treat her as successfully as you did the minister, she'll be kicking up her heels in no fucking time.
I will leave you now to pursue another excuse.
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