The Doctor
Is this B&Q?
B&Q Employee
Yes.
The Doctor
Ah, good, this is the Doctor. Tell me, do you sell sink plungers?
B&Q Employee
Yes.
The Doctor
Do you sell dustbins?
B&Q Employee
Yes.
The Doctor
Do you sell wooden dowels?
B&Q Employee
Yes.
The Doctor
And when Minis drive by, do they ever have little blinking orange lights?
B&Q Employee
Er...yes?
The Doctor
Ah, my friend, if you have dustbins, sink plungers, wooden dowels and Minis driving by with little blinking orange lights, you are in great danger! Your shop may well be the invasion corridor for the Dalek army! You must flee at once!
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