Alfie mate, I'm getting a premonition that I might be killed off in a few months.
But then doesn't that mean they'll be a space for another Walford bad boy?
Nah they already filled that...
Yes that's right! I got sick of being the bad boy of Parliament so now I've moved onto somewhere I'll fit in more, Albert Square! I've already got Pauline Fowler pregnant and started a love triangle with myself, Pat Butcher and Wellard the dog.
Ah there you are Blunkett! Did you really think you were gonna mess with the Watts and get away with it!?
Sharon, wait, don't do it princess.
Why not? He must've really hurt her.
Hurt me? Nah, I wouldn't go near Blunkett with a stick!
But then if you didn't sleep with him, which Watts did?
(Beat) Me.
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