Hello, I'm John Craven, just think of me as a decaffeinated Nick Ross.
Cross-breed gags
Hello, I'm Gillian McKeith, Pol Pot in a lab coat
My name is Greg Dyke, and I am director-general of the BBC. Shut up, I am!
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