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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Quozmir in “Unfinished Business”

[Psychofloobicologist Dave has just asked Quozmir why he must destroy the earth.]

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Why? You know, I never really thought about it before. Why must I destroy? Why do I feel such rage? Why do I persist in doing this atrocious combover, when I'm obviously balding. I mean, seriously, who am I fooling?

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