Agent Werner quotes from Damages

[to Pete] Are you gonna give us Patty? Or are you gonna abandon your dying wife?

What's it gonna be, Pete? Your wife... or Patty Hewes? You are going to a prison hospital. You got to decide, Pete.

Uncle Pete

Get me a bedpan. I got to take a shit.

Ellen

[on the death of Uncle Pete] I don't know, but she blames you guys. This is like a call to war for her.

Meaning what?

Ellen

Meaning you're not just targeting her now. She's targeting you.

We don't work for the FBI, Ellen.

Ellen

Who do you work for?

The IPF.

Ellen

The what?

Inter-Planetary Federation. You never saw Men in Black?

Ellen

Oh, you guys are jackasses.