Katie Connor quotes from Damages

Katie

[to Gregory] You tell me one lie, and I will cut your dick off.

Patty

How old were you?

Katie

I'm sorry?

Patty

I had just turned six.

Katie

When what?

Patty

When I realized I was a good liar. How old were you?

Ms. Connor, would you characterize your life as one big blur of narcotics and intercourse?

Katie

Would you characterize yourself as an asshole?!

Ray

If these next few questions make you blush, Miss Connor, I do apologize.

Katie

To screw.

Ray

I'm sorry?

Katie

That's why I was in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night. And later on a couch and then on the floor. Do you find cocaine is like Viagra? Or are you more of a tantric breathing kind of a guy, like Sting? If these past few answers make you blush, Mr. Fiske, I apologize.

Katie

You know, you're not mad that I lied. You're just pissed that I got caught and made you look bad.

Ellen

I only ever wanted the truth.

Katie

No, Ellen, all you ever wanted was to impress Patty Hewes.

Katie

[about Ellen] How's my lawyer friend?

David

She wanted to come.

Katie

But she's stuck up Patty's ass and couldn't make it.