Dallas Season 1 quotes

I have money. A lot of money. Skimmed from Vicente on Southfork's sale. We could go away together.

I wouldn't wanna go across the street with you. Now leave, before I do somethin' we both regret.

No, I am not gonna ask Elena to float me some barrels. I refuse to drag her into this mess.

Sue Ellen

She's in the oil business, she's in the mess already.

Bobby

[to John Ross] I really had hoped that you kids would climb out of the hole this family dug. But J.R.'s just dragging you down with him.

Lucy, you were and always will be, my favorite cousin.

[business like] What do you want?

[on mobile phone with Bum] A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.

I just want to know one thing... where is my oil?

It's kind of tough to do business behind bars.

Christopher

How the hell could J.R. do this to his own family?

Bobby

How much time do you have? Son, ever since momma left me this ranch, J.R. has been desperate to get it back. I just never thought he'd be so desperate that he'd risk losing it all together.

Sue Ellen

You had better not be protecting your father, John Ross, I will not let you fall on that sword.

I don't see how this it's my fault.

Ann

Of course you don't, you're a sociopath!

Well there's no need to call names.

Ann

[to J.R] If I catch you anywhere near Bobby's room, I'll shoot you, and since you have no heart, It'll be somewhere more vital.

Ann

He called me Wife number 3?

Sue Ellen

That's when I slapped him.

Ann

That deserves a muffin.

He finally got what he's always wanted, but he's being pig-headed and selfish.

Sue Ellen

[sarcastically] That's so unlike J.R.

[to Sue Ellen] I'm only going to tell you this once, and I'll deny it the minute I leave this room, but the best decision you ever made was leaving me.

[to Sue Ellen] With all the pull I still have in this city after all the crap I've pulled, you'll bounce back too.

It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.