JRJ.R.
We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
JRJ.R.
It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.
I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.
Vengeance won't heal a broken heart.
I've got a fast car. It's not too late to run.
J.R.: You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.
When I lost you, I died inside.
JJohn
Let's not consider this work. Let's consider this screwing over Christopher and Elena.
JJohn
I get me some a little breakfast and I think I'll be ready for round two.
RRebecca
I hear they have nice waffles at the Ritz.
J.R.: Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.
Just cause he's a pussy doesn't mean he ain't smart.
JRJ.R.
No baby brother of mine is going to spend his twilight years in jail.
You can't change the past. The future, that's a different story.
JRJ.R.
You really shoot Ryland or are you just protecting that trigger happy wife of yours?
When you have children, you can never give up. No matter what.
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