So here we are, in a region of Australia where out of the world's ten most deadly snakes, nine of them inhabit this region. It was harrowing. You come across a Taipan on the trail and you get bit: dead. Thirty minutes flat.
Let me tell you, that's a very interesting story. I was in a concentration camp! You never even suffered one minute in your life compared to what I went through!
Look, I'm saying we spent 42 days trying to survive. We had very little rations, no snacks-
Snacks? What are you talking snacks? We didn't eat, sometimes for a week, for a month!
I couldn't even work out. They certainly didn't have a gym.
What? What are you-
I mean, I wore my sneakers out and the next thing you know, I've got a pair of flip-flops!
Flip-flops?!
I slept on the ground, on the dirt, ok? 118 degrees during the day, 98 at night with 98% humidity.
45 degrees below zero!
Did you guys have a bathroom?
A bathroom?!
We didn't have one.
We had twelve people at a time, would go and shit on each other!
Well, I'm sure you guys had toilet paper.
We had newspaper.
We had mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes. You see this glass eye? Eh? Eh?
Have you even seen the show?
Did you ever see our show? It was called the Holocaust!
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