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S5 E1

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 5, Episode 1

A scene from “Viva Las Vegas”

Catherine: Why is it you guys can never hit the bowl?

Detective Vartann: You know if this guy took viagra, you're lucky he hit the floor and not the ceiling.

(Examining corpse found in the desert near Area 51 and David really thinks it could be an alien)

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